Thursday, September 02, 2004

prelims in a week's time. subjects yet to be covered:

- Literature (6 stories. swaddled lump of flesh)
- Chemistry (4 Chpts. )
- Biolody (8 Chpts- I HATE INHERIDITY. who cares abt X or Y chromosomes)
- Math
- Add-math - guess i'm giving up on this.
- Geography (4 whole chapters. seem little yea? -AS IF)
- Social studies ( Sec 3 & 4)

Conclusion: I'M SO GONNA BE DEAD. i guess many of us are going to breakdown very soon. be it mentally or emotionally. mugging and mugging and mugging. so, let us free ourselves from reality for a few mins..

Main reason why it is not the student's fault if he fails:

A YEAR HAS ONLY 365 DAYS!!!

let us look deeper on why 365 days are not sufficient:

1. There are 52 Sundays in a year and you know Sundays ARE for rest.
No. of days left: 313

2. Summer holidays. well this doesnt really apply to S'pore, well maybe it does. Since its all year round, and the weather if so hot, how to study?? Anyway, take it for maybe 50 days.
No. of days left: 263

3. 8 hours daily sleep, which means there goes 130 days.
No. of days left: 141

4. 1 hour daily play - good for health. 15 days gone.
No. of days left: 126

5. 2 hours daily for food and other delicacies (that includes proper chewing and swallowing) which costs 30 days.
No. of days left: 96

6. 1 hour daily to excercise our mouths. we must learn to be sociable mah. so, 15 days.
No. of days left: 81

7. Examination days. at least 35 days per year.
No. of days left: 46

8. March, June, September, December and other festivals holidays - takes up 40 days
No. of days left: 6

9. For sickness, even if you are superman.. at least 3 days
No. of days left: 3

10. Movies and functions: 2 days
No. of days left: 1

11. That one day left is your birthday! How can you study on your b'day?
No. of days left: 0

Therefore, how can your blame students when they fail their exams? NO TIME TO STUDY WHAT!!

okie. back to reality. ha. think this is pretty cool. Anyway, no matter what. we are gonna survive. its just prelims la. only prelims. (awww. i'm lying) God is here for us. theres nothing more we can ask for.
okay! that's it. I WILL SURVIVE!! yes through God's mercy and grace, i know i will. i will make it.

P.S: peeps. i'm kinda stressed up. thus if i diao you in school, ignore you, beat you up, step on your foot, punch you in the face, stuff waste paper into your mouth, scream at you, poke you with a pencil, knock you out with my books, give you rejected face.. please do not be offended. and i'm very sorry yup. and don't worry if i look as if i'm gonna commit suicide, cos i will not. =)


sometimes i feel so weird
i even freak myself out
i laugh myself to sleep
it's my lullaby